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ruinedchildhood:

But shit, it was 99 cents

(Source: iamnevertheone, via tator-tit)

andythanfiction:

Some Like it Hot (1959)

Nineteen. Fifty. Fucking. Nine.

(Source: vintagegal, via tator-tit)

one-blonde-love:

  • Intimacy. Hold my waist. Stroke my neck. Kiss my forehead. Hold my hand. 
  • Maturity. Patience is amazing. A prize will come to you when the time is right. Its called falling in love. Waiting is hard. But worth it. 
  • Honesty. I don’t care what you’ve done. I care about what you will do in the future. Be honest with me, I’ll be honest with you. 
  • Care. Because not many people give a crap about anything anymore

(via tator-tit)

kikofficial:

that sentence was wild from start to finish
madeupmonkeyshit:

when everyones texting you except the bae

(Source: amy-the-little-englander, via tator-tit)

sadstagram:

looking for a boy taller than 5’8 who will take me to parties and punch other boys for me 

(via tator-tit)

venera9:

ilovecephalopods:

corderito:

Oh shit.

We’re lucky octopuses don’t have bones, because if they did they’d come on land and take over.
Cop: Have you been drinking?
Me: I been drankin'
Cop: Surfbort
Me: Surfbort